*Wails and blowing noses get louder*

Jeice: *cringes* If they don't shut that stupid thing off soon, I say we kill 'em.

Vegeta: For once I agree with you.

Dende: *whips out a machete*

Goku: What's so bad about a soap opera? In fact, I think I'll go join them!

Vegeta,Jeice,&Yamcha: *bop him in the head*

Nail: Just leave the girls be, you guys.

Yamcha: We will if they turn that darn thing off!!

Vegeta: I say we just kill 'em anyways!!

*Loud honk of a nose being blown drifts into the room*

Jeice: *grits his teeth* Actually, that's not a bad idea...

*****(Meanwhile in the other room...) *****

Rei: No, Jeremy, don't leave her!! She's your match!!

Piccilo-01: Stop!! Don't get on the plane!!

Wendy: Poor Allison!!

Cat&Leda: *hug each other and bawl* It's such a tragedy!!!

Angry Male Voice: ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT!!!

*Vegeta, Yamcha, Jeice, and Dende come stomping into the room.*

Vegeta: We've had enough of your stupid sobbing!! Turn that thing off!!

Wendy: *scowls and throws popcorn at him*

Piccilo-01: (completely ignoring them) Oh Allison, no one can ever replace Jeremy!! I feel your pain!! *wails*

Leda Chan: Jeice, isn't this just *sniff* terrible?!

Jeice: Yeah, but not in the same way you're thinkin'...

Yamcha: Alright, enough with the girly namby-pamby sissy crap, turn the soap opera off!!

Vegeta: Yeah, let's put on the football game!!

Dende: *changes the channel to ESPN*

Girls: HEY!!!!

Dende: *brandishes sword* Ah-ah-ah!! First one makes a move for the TV gets it!!

Cat: You wouldn't dare. Turn it back!!

Rei: Yeah, don't make me come over there!!

Piccilo-01: It's just so sad!!! *runs to Vegeta and cries in his chest*

Vegeta: *eyes widen* AHHH!!! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!!! *throws Piccilo-01 to Jeice*

Jeice: Ack, wait, no!! She'll get snot on my shirt!!

Vegeta: So? That's YOUR problem, Moptop.

Leda Chan: Shut up. *puts the channel back where it was with the remote* Now sit down and watch this with us. We need shoulders to cry on.

Yamcha: No way!!

Dende: You can't possibly expect us to do that!!

Vegeta: Not on yer life!!

Jeice: Forget it!!

Girls: NOW!!!!!

Guys: *shrink* Yes, ma'ams!!